Just another guy with a sarcastic personality and cynical attitude hailing from Great Britain.

Do it.

wishtoconfess:

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend,

Dear ex girlfriend,

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear *anyone*,

Dear Santa,

Dear mom,

Dear dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on,

Dear girlfriend,

Dear boyfriend,

(via sexy-drink-with-an-i)

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7 hours ago

calligraphicwaves:

If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.

(via kindadriftingintotheabstract)

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7 hours ago
sketti-pizza-turtlefish:

Got dunked on in the name of the lord

sketti-pizza-turtlefish:

Got dunked on in the name of the lord

(Source: k1x, via danny-lohner)

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387111
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7 hours ago

thebluehairedsocialist:

Did anyone hear about the guy that was sleeping with cashews. He’s fucking nuts.

(via kindadriftingintotheabstract)

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Posted
7 hours ago

pvnkslut:

I just want to cuddle someone till things get inappropriate tbh.

(via a-party-in-your-pants)

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Posted
11 hours ago

godofloki:

ollivander:

THEY GOT ORLANDO BLOOM TO DO THE THING

whAT A WORLD WE LIVE IN TODAY BLESS

Canterbury pride

(via cadillacmansion)

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Posted
11 hours ago
boobookittehslut:

This will pretty much always work with me.

boobookittehslut:

This will pretty much always work with me.

(Source: c0rupptedd, via a-party-in-your-pants)

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11 hours ago
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